the Admiral has spoken

Probably not helping my creeper status

2008-07-16T16:52:34Z

The way he talks The way his fingers are too short for his hand The way he eats slower than anyone I’ve ever met The way he can be in a room full of people and still seem like he's by himself The way he can practice for hours and hours and never l...

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At least tomorrow I'll be able to afford a tank of gas.

2008-07-10T21:46:28Z

1) I have done nothing today but lie in bed and read Erin's archives, which is something I do about once a year. She's just as funny every time I go through them, so if you have some spare time (ha) or no responsibilities (HA), give her a whirl....

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Omissions to the letter I just wrote my dad

2008-07-09T19:54:35Z

I'm gay, and I'm hopelessly in love with my roommate, which is a problem because he knows it and isn't doing anything about it, and in a month he goes back to school in North Carolina and I go on to obscurity, and I'm not sure how to handle the si...

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Can I get an extension? I promise it'll be ready in a week.

2008-06-29T17:14:34Z

How is it that I can go to the grocery store, buy seventy dollars' worth of food, and still have nothing to eat for breakfast but pickles and salsa? In other news, my summer contract ends in about a month, and I don't have anywhere to live in Ric...

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Boys boys boys

2008-06-15T18:34:33Z

My roommate is in the shower right now, and all I can think about is how naked he is in there.

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Like some sort of Sandra Bullock movie

2008-06-13T21:21:59Z

You know, as shitty as the circumstances of my brother's leaving for the Army were, and as poorly as my parents deal with stuff like this, and as badly as my brother is coping with all this - despite all that, I think it will bring my family close...

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The grown-up manifesto:

2008-06-12T15:43:51Z

I WILL develop a routine and stick to it in order take care of business, whether it be financial, academic, or musical, so that I may ultimately make progress both as a person and a musician. I WILL NOT be deterred by fear of the future. I WILL ...

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At least I'll get paid extra for it soon.

2008-06-08T19:43:19Z

Sometimes I really hate the fact that people look up to me.

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Not that I'm complaining

2008-06-08T15:51:54Z

What is it about putting a bunch of bros together in a room that makes them want to watch 300, probably the gayest movie of the last 20 years?

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No, really

2008-06-06T17:28:26Z

The thing I love about trashy soap opera TV is that, even if everything in the plot is perfect, and in ten seconds the show will be over, you just KNOW that in those ten seconds something is going to happen to fuck it all up. In other news, my br...

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