the Admiral has spoken

Smoke pot.
Eat.
Pass out.
Steadily and systematically destroy my bicycle.
Promise to repair my bicycle.
Smoke pot.
Consistently not repair my bicycle.
Promise to clean the kitchen.
Smoke pot.
Consistently not clean the kitchen.
Smoke pot.
Eat.
Pass out.

The thing I love about watching ER on TNT's Primetime During the Daytime is that I get to experience all those Christmas episodes in April...and July...and September....  And December.

Suppose someone gets a little money every now and then, whether it's a regular paycheck or a gig or whatever.  If the first thing that pops into that person's head to buy with that money is X and X is not either food or bills, even though he or she really ought to spend the money on one or both of those two things, don't we say that person "has a problem with X"?

Things people do that I don't get:

Shaved head and a beard that starts at the ears.

Buying a fake Rolex.

Some words I soon hope to read:

   Ben and Marissa ended their relationship.

I'll leave the why to you.

Dear Amazon,

I just bought an amazing book for less than five dollars (75¢ + shipping).

You ROCK.

<3
Coleman

Today I managed to accidentally erase nearly three years' worth of email.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Here's how I view the whole employer/employee relationship:

Dear the bank,

I need to stop spending so much.